I know you are excited. So am I!! But I don’t want to just throw trash at this thing on purpose. The trash may come by accident. No lie. Believe me when I tell you the flagship one liner is coming. Creative juices engage!! That is code to knock back a six pack to begin being funny. LOL!! Again, Gen X’er using social media slang.

Be patient, my friends. I’ll get the first one sent out. Plus, I am standing up a Facepage account and Instant Gram. Hell, maybe even an XYZ account. Yeah, I’m kidding. Hashtag laughing with tears face. Now, while you are waiting go watch True Lies AND Back to the Future.

See you on the other side.